There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
I less than three you.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
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