You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
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