Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
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