Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You're hotter than a data center!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I less than three you.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
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