You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I love all of your stratified layers!
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Baby, you rock my world!
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
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