You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
You have one compact set.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Baby, you rock my world!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
You are the square to my root.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
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