You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
You're hotter than a data center!
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I less than three you.
Baby, you rock my world!
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I think my heart just lagged.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
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