By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
I think my heart just lagged.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You have one compact set.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
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