You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I less than three you.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
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