I think my heart just lagged.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
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