I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You have one compact set.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
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