If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Even if I was T-Rex, I would find a way to hug you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You are the square to my root.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
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