I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I think my heart just lagged.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
You're hotter than a data center!
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
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