I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
You are the square to my root.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
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