Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Your lab or my lab?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Your name is insert name here?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
You are my density!
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
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