If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
You’re more special than relativity.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
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