Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
Your lab or my lab?
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
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