Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You are my density!
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Your lab or my lab?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
You’re more special than relativity.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
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