You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
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