You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
You are the object of my preposition.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
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