I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Your name is insert name here?
Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Wanna exchange genetic information with me?
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