You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Your lab or my lab?
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
You’re more special than relativity.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
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