I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You are the object of my preposition.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I can turn your software into hardware.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
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