Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I can turn your software into hardware.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.