If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Hey cutie, I Sense you have a lot of Sensibility. Was that too Austen-tatious of me to point out?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You’re more special than relativity.
Your name is insert name here?
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