I could never Passover you.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
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