I could never Passover you.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.