I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Your mausoleum or mine?
I came here looking for a little tail.
You're a good egg.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.