You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I could never Passover you.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Your mausoleum or mine?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
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