You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Nice asteroids.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
I love all of your stratified layers!
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Love me till ice cream.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
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