Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You are the square to my root.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Know what? I dig you, really!
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
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