If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Love me till ice cream.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Let's cross the international dateline together.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Are you like this mountain? Because I can’t seem to get over you.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Darling, I never want you to leaf me.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
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