I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I Tour de Francy you.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
You’re more special than relativity.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Here comes the sun of my life
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Nathan compares to you
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I like long runs on the beach.
Hello there, how do you brew?
You remind me of milk - cuz you're doin' my body good.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
What is your favorite yoga pose?
Nice life preservers.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
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