What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Hi, my name is Will. God's Will.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Your mausoleum or mine?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I think we're mint to be!
I less than three you.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
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