I can be your travel pillow.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Can you drive my car?
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
You are my butter-half!
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
Ever wonder what's happening under Orion's belt?
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
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