Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
You're my missing ingredient.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I feel like we're in tune
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I would be holding a galaxy.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
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