Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Are you Spotify? Cause I can listen to you all day.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I really caribou-t you.
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
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