You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You make my heart skip a beet.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
You are the object of my preposition.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber? Your number.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
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