Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Are you lonesome tonight? I can't help falling in love with you.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Funny meat-ing you here.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
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