Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
I could never Passover you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.