Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Hey baby, you caught my curiosity. Mind if I explore you a little?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
I like long runs on the beach.
"My cat doesn't like you."
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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