"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
When are you going to invite me to church?
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I think my heart just lagged.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
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