Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
How could I dance with another. When I saw you standing there.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I think we need to become better strangers.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
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