Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Sorry, I don't believe in love at first sight. But I am willing to make an exception in your case.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Nathan compares to you
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
We should make like your parents and split.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Of course I like long walks by the moonlight.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
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