"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Daniel? More like Daaammnnn-iel
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
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