Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
I can turn your software into hardware.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Buckle up! It is time for re-entry.
Are you at the Chanel store? Because you are way too fancy for me.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
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