Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I dreamt about you. You died.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
You are the object of my preposition.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
If you were here, Abby all over you
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Do you squat here often?
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
An error has occurred, please try again!
Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
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