You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I want you for no raisin.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Composers always score.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
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