Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Would you mind loaning me a quarter? I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the woman of my dreams.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
I've only got three months to live.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Aria free next Friday for dinner?
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
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