Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
I love your energy.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You really flipturn me on.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
We should make like your parents and split.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
I dreamt about you. You died.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
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