Your mausoleum or mine?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
I Ecuador you.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
I'm sorry I wasn't around in the past. Can I be part of your future?
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
How does it feel to be the only star in the sky?
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You had me at ruff.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
I came here looking for a little tail.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.