Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Except the direction I'm walking in.
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
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