The only thing tender today is my heart for you
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Your lab or my lab?
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you a dentist? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Want to lock our bikes together?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You’re Isaacly my type
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Nice Ass-teroid.
It's always a first class trip with me.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
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