Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
I want you for no raisin.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Hey Anthony, methinks Antho-Need your number
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Please, please me
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
I think I glove you.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.