I’d love to spend some time Matthew
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
You don't need an international ticket to get duty free with me.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
How about a kanga-root?
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You can stand under my umbrella.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
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