This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Your beauty is blinding.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Do you like free samples?
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
I Tour de Francy you.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
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