This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
What is your favorite yoga pose?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Baby, you rock my world!
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
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